So, I had big plans for this week because I had, like, three consecutive days off from work. I had biiiiig plans. I was gonna vacuum. And do all my laundry. And actually get ahead in all three of my classes this semester. I was going to catch up on all of the TV shows I haven’t had time to watch (because I spend all my time either listening to Harry Potter or watching it on DVD (and blu-ray)). I was going to color-code my planner for the next month and really just bask in the glory of all of this Me-Time.
As I previously mentioned, I had some unexpected and extreme neck pain pop up and leave me completely useless. I wish I could have snapped a pic of what a pathetic baby I looked like, all crooked and in pain. I would have shared it with you so you could all laugh at me and feel sorry for me. Because, dude, the pain was so bad. I mean, I wouldn’t liken it to childbirth or anything but it was far more than just a regular crick in the neck. I mean, this is Day Three of this type of trauma to my body and I just… couldn’t stand it anymore.
After waking up nearly every hour (EVERY HOUR!!) last night because my neck wouldn’t stop hurting let alone allow me to find a comfortable way to sleep, and after finally popping 600mg more of Motrin at 4am, I resigned myself to the fact that I just was going to be tired for the rest of my life. Finally, at about 7:15, I heard Chiefy Poo getting yelled at. This was interesting because Mr. Poo Poo Face never gets yelled at. He just doesn’t get in trouble. He’s Mama’s little angel and Tam just fawns over him. It’s almost ridiculous. But sure enough, this morning, I heard Tam yelling at Poor Baby Chiefy.
“No! Chief! No! You come here! RIGHT NOW!”
I did some weird, highly attractive roll/flop out of my bed and made my way towards the stairs to head upstairs. But then I turned around to put some pants on. And then I went upstairs to see what Chief had done. I found him sitting by the front door with his perfect, sad puppy eyes looking up at me and his feet a curious shade of dark brown. This is interesting because Chiefy is a lovely golden blonde color.
That was about the time Tam pointed to a hole in our yard that was not there yesterday.
I laughed and then grabbed my neck in pain and asked her if she had gotten the very important email I had sent her yesterday.
Lately, I have taken to sending emails to Tam at work with silly words in the subject line, such as “Urgent” or “Very Important” or even “Please Read Immediately!” and then there is a solitary picture of Chief doing something adorable.
For example:
Subject: Important Info.
And that’s it. That’s all that I put in the emails. Bahahaha She never emails me back.
Yesterday, though, I sent an email where I displayed my true colors.
Subject: Urgent!!!! HIGH PRIORITY!!
Chiefy has been naughty. He tried to dig up a plant outside my room!
She didn’t email me back.
Obviously, I’m a tattle tail. But, like, Chief must view me as his equal, and therefore discredit my ability to scold him. When I asked him just what the fuck he thought he was doing when I interrupted him digging on the dirt off to the side of my patio, he just kinda looked at me like excuse me, you’re interrupting my fun. I guess I’ll just go over here and bark at some geese and then run around the backyard like a maniac.
So I just said, fine, but I’m telling Mom. And you’re gonna be in big trouble. Or, at the very least, going to miss out on a treat later.
Tam apparently saw the email but quickly forgot about it. Because she baby’d him the normal amount she always does, so she clearly didn’t mind that the backyard is a mess because this dog likes to dig.
He’s so naughty.
But I love him anyway. In fact, I came up with a new nickname for him today: Chef Salad. I’ll see how it works.
Oh wait. Uhm….
My point was, originally, that I haven’t done all the shit I originally set out to do this week, but my original idea to post kind of got away from me because I got to talking about Chief. The good news is that I finally went and saw a doctor this morning, so I’m on a strict regimen of Motrin and prednisone for my acute muscle spasm in my neck. And the lady doctor told me that it’s likely that I carry my stress in my neck- something of which I was already aware.